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Meet the New DCEU, Nevermind That’s Been Cancelled Too

“We should always have at least 4 Batmans happening simultaneously.”

Illuminati Members Really Wish This Meeting Had Been An Email

Mordo denies reports that he was stuck in a crevice and missed the whole thing.

Iron Fist Wonders When Marvel Will Call (They Won’t)

Danny Rand has spent the past several years hopefully sitting by the phone so he doesn’t miss a call from Marvel.

James Marsden Reprises His Role As Man Being Phased Out of Sequels

“I made a name for myself in X-Men for getting less to do as the movies went on and I really wanted to capture that magic again in Sonic."