Jul 14 Evil Billionaire Space Race Heats Up Between Osborn, Hammer and Fisk "The three billionaires have been locked in competition to uselessly go to space in a wasteful display of dominance." (Satire)
May 25 Brave White Guy Willing To Waltz In And Take Top Job At Company He Didn’t Help Build Ikaris (not even the leader of the team he’s currently on) assured us he was fully capable of leading this A-list team of heroes. (Satire)
May 13 Bruce Wayne Opposes Lifting Patents On Life Saving Joker Gas Vaccines In a never ending parade of bad news out of Gotham, cases of Joker Gas infection are on the rise again. (Satire)
May 3 Marvel Greenlights Fantastic Four Movie Just To Feel Something Again “We want to see if we really are truly incapable of failing,” said President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige. (Satire)
Apr 9 Can Gotham Handle The Lair Construction Boom? Gotham is currently experiencing a shortage of 100,000+ skilled construction workers due to the high demand industry of lair construction.
Dec 19, 2020 Apparently Everyone Got Up At Dawn To Watch The Mandalorian Except You “There is only one way to watch Star Wars. And that is alone before dawn, half-asleep, squeezing it in before you have to shower for work.”
Dec 9, 2020 Wolverine Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccine Made From His Blood Taking So Long (Bub) “This usually takes a few hours, tops,” Wolverine said to the press. “I’ve cured stuff before it’s even happened. What’s taking so long!”
Nov 2, 2020 2020 Officially Bleak Enough to Be Part of The DCEU "When it became apparent that 2020 was filled with gloom and very little happiness we knew it’d be perfect to join DC's slate of projects."
Sep 27, 2020 Jason Todd Can’t Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote "I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”
Sep 13, 2020 The Walking Dead Somehow Both Renewed and Cancelled at the Same Time “I think what fans are going to really love is that it’s legally different from The Walking Dead flagship show." (Satire)
