Nov 2, 20217 MCU Stars Who Took Hilarious Jobs Before They Were FamousBefore these MCU stars were famous they were just like us - taking any job they can get.
Jul 17, 2021Just How Often Does Black Widow Pose in the MCU?We watched every Black Widow scene in the MCU to tell you just how many time she "poses" in the middle of battle.
Jul 14, 2021Evil Billionaire Space Race Heats Up Between Osborn, Hammer and Fisk"The three billionaires have been locked in competition to uselessly go to space in a wasteful display of dominance." (Satire)
May 25, 2021Brave White Guy Willing To Waltz In And Take Top Job At Company He Didn’t Help BuildIkaris (not even the leader of the team he’s currently on) assured us he was fully capable of leading this A-list team of heroes. (Satire)
May 3, 2021Marvel Greenlights Fantastic Four Movie Just To Feel Something Again“We want to see if we really are truly incapable of failing,” said President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige. (Satire)
Mar 22, 2021Superman Is Barely In Zack Snyder’s Justice League and Here’s WhyThe founding hero of the DCEU has only 22 minutes of screen time in a four hour movie.
Feb 7, 2021WandaVision’s Big Reveal Is The Best Thing Marvel’s Done For Its Female Characters The MCU has a habit of ignoring both their TV shows and their female characters but that is not WandaVision's fate. (Opinion)
Jan 11, 2021Apocalypse Survivors Would LITERALLY Rather Die Than Ride A BicycleWhat’s a person to do to get around at the end of the world? I’ll tell you - BICYCLES!
Dec 9, 2020Wolverine Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccine Made From His Blood Taking So Long (Bub)“This usually takes a few hours, tops,” Wolverine said to the press. “I’ve cured stuff before it’s even happened. What’s taking so long!”
Sep 27, 2020Jason Todd Can’t Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote"I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”
Sep 13, 2020The Walking Dead Somehow Both Renewed and Cancelled at the Same Time“I think what fans are going to really love is that it’s legally different from The Walking Dead flagship show." (Satire)
Jun 24, 2020The 10 Craziest Things You Forgot Happened In Batman Forever and Batman & RobinDo we even have to mention the bat-nipples?
Jun 11, 2020Senator Kelly Condemns Mutant Protestors That Attacked The Robots Sent To Kill Them“Yes, when it comes to Sentinels there are a few bad apples in the bunch, but I don’t know the rest of that expression.” (Satire)
May 13, 2020New Mutants Cast Reunites to Celebrate 20 Years of Movie Not Being Released Yet“I guess this might come out sometime,” said the official Marvel Entertainment Twitter account. (Satire)
Mar 30, 20204 Insanely Powerful MCU Weapons (That Everyone Just Forgot)The Marvel Cinematic Universe kindly requests you forget you ever saw these. (Opinion)
Mar 9, 2020The Rock prepares for role of Black Adam by developing seven mythical super powers"He seems a little confused about how method acting works." (Satire)
Mar 2, 2020The Importance of Kylo Ren’s Redemption in The Rise of Skywalker "A true hero offers redemption even to those who may not deserve it." (Opinion)
Jan 27, 2020Talk From Superheroes: Mortal KombatWe’re doing video game movies in the build up to the release of Sonic and this week we’re talking about the one and only, Mortal Kombat!...
Dec 11, 2019I Hate It But I Love It: The NeverEnding Story Juxtapose a peppy pop song against the most devastatingly sad movie of all time cause we’re talking about The Neverending Story! In this...