Meet the New DCEU, Nevermind That’s Been Cancelled Too
“We should always have at least 4 Batmans happening simultaneously.”
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- Jul 8, 2022
Texts From Superheroes: The Best of Thor
The Best of Thor on Texts From Superheroes
- Jan 7, 2022
Iron Fist Wonders When Marvel Will Call (They Won’t)
Danny Rand has spent the past several years hopefully sitting by the phone so he doesn’t miss a call from Marvel.
- Nov 2, 2021
7 MCU Stars Who Took Hilarious Jobs Before They Were Famous
Before these MCU stars were famous they were just like us - taking any job they can get.
- Jul 17, 2021
Just How Often Does Black Widow Pose in the MCU?
We watched every Black Widow scene in the MCU to tell you just how many time she "poses" in the middle of battle.
- Jul 13, 2021
Evil Billionaire Space Race Heats Up Between Osborn, Hammer and Fisk
"The three billionaires have been locked in competition to uselessly go to space in a wasteful display of dominance." (Satire)
- May 25, 2021
Brave White Guy Willing To Waltz In And Take Top Job At Company He Didn’t Help Build
Ikaris (not even the leader of the team he’s currently on) assured us he was fully capable of leading this A-list team of heroes. (Satire)
- May 3, 2021
Marvel Greenlights Fantastic Four Movie Just To Feel Something Again
“We want to see if we really are truly incapable of failing,” said President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige. (Satire)
- Mar 21, 2021
Superman Is Barely In Zack Snyder’s Justice League and Here’s Why
The founding hero of the DCEU has only 22 minutes of screen time in a four hour movie.
- Feb 7, 2021
WandaVision’s Big Reveal Is The Best Thing Marvel’s Done For Its Female Characters
The MCU has a habit of ignoring both their TV shows and their female characters but that is not WandaVision's fate. (Opinion)
- Jan 11, 2021
Apocalypse Survivors Would LITERALLY Rather Die Than Ride A Bicycle
What’s a person to do to get around at the end of the world? I’ll tell you - BICYCLES!
- Dec 9, 2020
Wolverine Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccine Made From His Blood Taking So Long (Bub)
“This usually takes a few hours, tops,” Wolverine said to the press. “I’ve cured stuff before it’s even happened. What’s taking so long!”
- Sep 27, 2020
Jason Todd Can’t Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote
"I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”
- Sep 13, 2020
The Walking Dead Somehow Both Renewed and Cancelled at the Same Time
“I think what fans are going to really love is that it’s legally different from The Walking Dead flagship show." (Satire)
- Aug 23, 2020
I Am Abby: Seeing Myself in The Last of Us Part 2
"While I don’t live in the same kind of dystopian hellscape Abby does (debatable) I found a deep connection between her journey and my own."
- Jun 24, 2020
The 10 Craziest Things You Forgot Happened In Batman Forever and Batman & Robin
Do we even have to mention the bat-nipples?
- Jun 11, 2020
Senator Kelly Condemns Mutant Protestors That Attacked The Robots Sent To Kill Them
“Yes, when it comes to Sentinels there are a few bad apples in the bunch, but I don’t know the rest of that expression.” (Satire)
- May 13, 2020
New Mutants Cast Reunites to Celebrate 20 Years of Movie Not Being Released Yet
“I guess this might come out sometime,” said the official Marvel Entertainment Twitter account. (Satire)
- Apr 12, 2020
The 10 Best Easter Eggs in Superhero Movies
Happy Easter (Eggs)
- Mar 29, 2020
4 Insanely Powerful MCU Weapons (That Everyone Just Forgot)
The Marvel Cinematic Universe kindly requests you forget you ever saw these. (Opinion)
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