May 9Illuminati Members Really Wish This Meeting Had Been An EmailMordo denies reports that he was stuck in a crevice and missed the whole thing.
Dec 11, 2021James Marsden Reprises His Role As Man Being Phased Out of Sequels“I made a name for myself in X-Men for getting less to do as the movies went on and I really wanted to capture that magic again in Sonic."
Nov 2, 20217 MCU Stars Who Took Hilarious Jobs Before They Were FamousBefore these MCU stars were famous they were just like us - taking any job they can get.
Jul 17, 2021Just How Often Does Black Widow Pose in the MCU?We watched every Black Widow scene in the MCU to tell you just how many time she "poses" in the middle of battle.
Jun 8, 2021Loki Could Solve Huge Falcon and the Winter Soldier Plot HoleThe Falcon and the Winter Soldier left us asking where Steve Rogers is. Loki may answer that question.
May 25, 2021Brave White Guy Willing To Waltz In And Take Top Job At Company He Didn’t Help BuildIkaris (not even the leader of the team he’s currently on) assured us he was fully capable of leading this A-list team of heroes. (Satire)
May 3, 2021Marvel Greenlights Fantastic Four Movie Just To Feel Something Again“We want to see if we really are truly incapable of failing,” said President of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige. (Satire)
Mar 22, 2021Superman Is Barely In Zack Snyder’s Justice League and Here’s WhyThe founding hero of the DCEU has only 22 minutes of screen time in a four hour movie.
Feb 7, 2021WandaVision’s Big Reveal Is The Best Thing Marvel’s Done For Its Female Characters The MCU has a habit of ignoring both their TV shows and their female characters but that is not WandaVision's fate. (Opinion)
Dec 19, 2020Everyone Got Up At Dawn To Watch The Mandalorian Except You“There is only one way to watch Star Wars. And that is alone before dawn, half-asleep, squeezing it in before you have to shower for work.”
Dec 9, 2020Wolverine Doesn’t Understand Why Vaccine Made From His Blood Taking So Long (Bub)“This usually takes a few hours, tops,” Wolverine said to the press. “I’ve cured stuff before it’s even happened. What’s taking so long!”
Sep 27, 2020Jason Todd Can’t Emphasize Enough How Important It Is To Vote"I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”
Sep 6, 2020Batman Tests Positive For Covid Despite Claiming To Have Been Self-Isolating His Entire LifeBatman told reporters, "I let the Robins live with me but I always keep a safe distance from them, both physically and emotionally.”
Jul 28, 2020The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Fixes The Problems of Season 1 But Loses Something Along The WayWhat the show has gained in character development and storytelling, they have lost in technical spectacle. (Review)
Jul 27, 2020The Umbrella Academy’s David Castañeda Talks Dance Moves, Love Interests and Fart Jokes in Season 2The Umbrella Academy’s David Castañeda talks to us about Diego's journey in season 2.
Jun 24, 2020The 10 Craziest Things You Forgot Happened In Batman Forever and Batman & RobinDo we even have to mention the bat-nipples?
May 19, 2020DC Announces New Director For The Snyder CutWe have word from Warner Bros that the Snyder Cut of Justice League will indeed be released, with a new director at the helm. (Satire)
May 13, 2020New Mutants Cast Reunites to Celebrate 20 Years of Movie Not Being Released Yet“I guess this might come out sometime,” said the official Marvel Entertainment Twitter account. (Satire)