"The three billionaires have been locked in competition to uselessly go to space in a wasteful display of dominance." (Satire)

Ikaris (not even the leader of the team he’s currently on) assured us he was fully capable of leading this A-list team of heroes. (Satire)

In a never ending parade of bad news out of Gotham, cases of Joker Gas infection are on the rise again. (Satire)

Gotham is currently experiencing a shortage of 100,000+ skilled construction workers due to the high demand industry of lair construction.

“There is only one way to watch Star Wars. And that is alone before dawn, half-asleep, squeezing it in before you have to shower for work.”

"When it became apparent that 2020 was filled with gloom and very little happiness we knew it’d be perfect to join DC's slate of projects."

"I didn’t bother to vote once and man, those results felt like a crowbar to the face, and then a bomb to the remaining parts of my body.”

“I think what fans are going to really love is that it’s legally different from The Walking Dead flagship show." (Satire)

Batman told reporters, "I let the Robins live with me but I always keep a safe distance from them, both physically and emotionally.”