Dangle from a rope in one of the most iconic film sequences of the 90s to assert your VERY fragile masculinity cause we’re talking about Mission: Impossible! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the difference between spy movies with action and action movies about spies, talk about a time when Tom Cruise was a wee bit more subtle with the “LOOK AT HOW STRONG AND VIRILE I AM!!!!” stunts, and discuss other places where one might hide one’s incriminating-video-taking-camera. Listen on Apple

Send yourself an envelope of random items and get mired in a wildly convoluted plot cause we’re talking about Paycheck! Kat and Jocelyn discuss a film that propels itself forward on point and click computer game logic, how someone in the hair/makeup team MUST have been mad at Uma Thurman, and how Ben Affleck’s sleepy performances suggests he ate an entire family-size serving of ravioli by himself then immediately went to set. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitc

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Open up a floppy disk that has the entire internet on it… somehow… we think… cause we’re talking about The Net! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the permanent greatness of Sandra Bullock, a plot that in ways is surprisingly timely and in other ways extremely not, and Jocelyn has way too much fun with the band “Mozart’s Ghost” while Kat utterly fails to hide her annoyance. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast

Buy an adorable puppet and then watch as it DESTROYS EVERYTHING cause we’re talking about Gremlins! On this very special holiday episode of IHIBILI, Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film’s ahead of its time exploration of cultural appropriation and Western materialism, talk about how the gremlins run the gamut from “committing slight bamboozles” to FULL ON MURDER, and discuss how creepy it is that Howie Mandel provides Gizmo’s voice. Listen on: Apple Podcasts | Direct Download |

Put some glamorous eyelash extensions on a pig and hang out with a ginormous skeleton-man cause we’re talking about The Black Cauldron! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss why this film was such a massive critical and commercial flop, the classic character archetypes of every Disney film, and talk a LOT about the Horned King’s junk. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #BlackCauldron #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast

Juxtapose a peppy pop song against the most devastatingly sad movie of all time cause we’re talking about The Neverending Story! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the discrepancies between the film and book, talk about how Wolfgang Petersen harassed his young star, and MOURN ARTAX. JUSTICE FOR ARTAX!!! Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast #TheNeverEndingStory

Wear a fabulous be-peplum-ed dress and lead kids on a mild hike cause we’re talking about Troop Beverly Hills! Kat and Jocelyn discuss this film’s gentle tone, its smattering of deeply yikes-y jokes, and admire Shelley Long’s excellent dance skills. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast #TroopBeverlyHills

Take the format of a mockumentary to make a movie that’s part DARK AS HELL and part CUTE AS THE DICKENS cause we’re talking about Drop Dead Gorgeous! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Kirsten Dunst does such a good job at playing smart AND stupid characters, discuss dark comedy that’s dark for dark’s sake, and talk about how we as a species just generally do not deserve the wonder that is Allison Janney. Listen on: Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Spotify | Stitc

Crib the plot of Stand By Me and then go on a soft adventure of female discovery cause we’re talking about Now and Then! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the excellent performances of the teen cast, how lucky Christina Ricci was to get to kiss Devon Sawa TWICE, and how this movie is FAR more Then than it is Now. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #NowandThen #Podcast

Hit a dude with your car then scream “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?” at the trees cause we’re talking about I Know What You Did Last Summer! In this final episode of Spooktober, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how these teens are legit murderers, the hardest plot bail we’ve ever seen, and the funniest rope-related death ever. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #IHIBILI #Podcast

Suck out a kid’s life force then perform a vampy rendition of “I Put A Spell On You” cause we’re talking about Hocus Pocus! Kat and Jocelyn discuss WILD tonal shifts, amazing comedic performances, and how Kat realized a particular storytelling dream, only to discover it WASN’T what she thought it would be… Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #HocusPocus #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast

Grab a very cheap mask and chase two teens around an empty school, cause we’re talking about Halloween: H20! In this latest episode in our month of Screams N’ Scares, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this GENUINELY bad film, including how John is a terrible son (but still super hot), ways we would keep Michael Myers from attacking us, and what an inconvenient title Halloween: H20 is. Also, Jocelyn goes deep in re: her teen crush on Josh Hartnett. REAL DEEP. Listen on Ap

Get marooned on an island and then scream and flail as your head mask is filled with bees cause we’re talking about The Wicker Man! In this latest episode of our month of Spooky Scream-os, Kat and Jocelyn discuss all aspects of this bonkers film, from Nic Cage’s ludicrous performance to how inconvenient the women’s plan is, and invent their latest film, called, An Island Of Dianes. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveI

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Since Dracula’s birthday is coming up (note: AKA Halloween) (also note: may not be his actual b-day), we’re celebrating with a month of chills, thrills, spills, and CHILLS, starting with Wes Craven’s Scream! On this week’s IHIBILI Kat and Jocelyn talk about how Matthew Lillard is the cilantro of actors, how great Rose McGowan looked as a blonde, and what a bummer character Randy turned out to be. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify

Cut up an old raincoat and live in the sewers with a bunch of rocket-bedecked penguins cause we’re talking about Batman Returns! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Tim Burton’s controversial sequel, touching on great performances, strange tonal shifts, how Christopher Walken is never curious, and Jocelyn’s great idea for a new superhero franchise. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHIBILI #IHateItButILoveIt #Batman #Podcast #BatmanReturns

Grab a large bracelet and some of the worst CGI of all time cause Kat and Jocelyn are talking about The Mummy Returns! By popular demand, our hosts dive into The Mummy’s weird sequel, touching on tiny mummies, a decently written child character, and a new superhero they’ve just invented. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast #TheMummyReturns

Take the floorboards out of the floor and bounce around on a trampoline cause Kat and Jocelyn are talking about Step Up 2: The Streets! They discuss Sonja Sohn being used purely for exposition, great dance sequences, and wonder whether these kids will EVER step up! (2) (The Streets) Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast #StepUp

Grab a vine and slam into a pole cause Kat and Jocelyn are talking about George of the Jungle on this week’s podcast! Our hosts discuss Brendan Fraser’s adorable performance, Leslie Mann’s excellent hair, and whether or not this movie actually constitutes a female gaze. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #GeorgeoftheJungle #IHateItButILoveIt #IHIBILI #Podcast

Grab a magical mailbox and a wildly inconvenient plot device cause Kat and Jocelyn are talking about The Lake House! They discuss how this plot is impenetrable to criticism (but not for good reasons), the romance of an epistolary device, and how there’s NOT ENOUGH SANDRA BULLOCK AND KEANU REEVES TOGETHER. Listen on Apple Podcasts | Direct Download | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Play #IHIBILI #IHateItButILoveIt #TheLakeHouse #Podcast #KeanuReeves